Larry Flynt (of Hustler Fame) is tired of seeing all this good money go to bad people, what with all these slick auto manufacturers rolling in the hay with our hard earned virgin taxes. So, dear old Larry is looking for a little government assistance for something a little more near and dear to our hearts, or at least our loins… He’s asking for a measly $5 billion to help out the US porn industry. Now some of you may shrug this off as excessive or just silly, but here’s some figures to ponder…
| US Auto Industry | US Porn Industry |
| $226 billion in “new” sales | $13.3 billion |
| 130 million “domestic” drivers | 127 million customers |
| 5.4 million cars sold | 42% of Americans are customers |
| 3 major manufacturers in the US | 5 major producers in the US |
| 465,000 workers | Millions of Hot Chicks and Hundreds of Dorks as trained “actors” |
| Cushy Benefits | No Retirement “Packages” to fall back on |
| $25 billion bailout | $5 billion bailout |
All things considered, I think it’s a bargain. Hey, I’m so eager to help I think I’ll donate $9.99 right this minute.
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