Sleestacks - The Rant » Economic Stimulii http://www.sleestacks.com No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sleestacks Fri, 25 Jun 2010 05:29:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Porn Industry Stimulus Package http://www.sleestacks.com/2009/01/09/porn-industry-stimulus-package/ http://www.sleestacks.com/2009/01/09/porn-industry-stimulus-package/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:19:11 +0000 Greg http://www.sleestacks.com/?p=56 Woody as Larry

Larry Flynt (of Hustler Fame) is tired of seeing all this good money go to bad people, what with all these slick auto manufacturers rolling in the hay with our hard earned virgin taxes.  So, dear old Larry is looking for a little government assistance for something a little more near and dear to our hearts, or at least our loins… He’s asking for a measly $5 billion to help out the US porn industry.  Now some of you may shrug this off as excessive or just silly, but here’s some figures to ponder…

 

 

 

 


US Auto Industry US Porn Industry
$226 billion in “new” sales $13.3 billion
130 million “domestic” drivers 127 million customers
5.4 million cars sold 42% of Americans are customers
3 major manufacturers in the US 5 major producers in the US
465,000 workers Millions of Hot Chicks and Hundreds of Dorks as trained “actors”
Cushy Benefits No Retirement “Packages” to fall back on
$25 billion bailout $5 billion bailout

 

All things considered, I think it’s a bargain.  Hey, I’m so eager to help I think I’ll donate $9.99 right this minute.

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